December 2009
26 posts
im leaving monday afternoon
these last couple of days have been HECTIC! but im having fun and enjoying them, i cant believe im already leaving! oh man the excitement and the nervousness. but im more excited then nervous. i know im just gonna miss hella ppl! i wanna see everyone tomorrow! either at my bbq or at my telly!
guys am i supposed to wash my penis when i shower?
jasortiz:
(via matthewortizzzzzzz)
nope
sometimes, LOL
ashleyannxp:
I fucking hate living here dude. Its worse than my parents house. UGH I js wanna find my own place and live by myself with my babygirl. I’m tired of always having to hide my shit and labeling all my things so they don’t get stolen or eaten. & I’m tired of listening to people say that we need to do this and that. It’s like SHUT THE FUCK UP! I don’t need your help if I did I would...
omg so i was in the shower and i found a bump
amandurinorange:
matthewortizzzzzzz:
amandurinorange:
its like kinda pink and blue on the outside and red at the center. ive never had a bump this concerning as this on my penis before…
fuck you guys for hacking my tumblr
LOLOLOOLOOLOL
Ashley Ann is my master& bestfriend forever and...
pay day + a good day = my fridays =]
Wtf of the day
-While sitting in History listening to lecture-
*Guy in gorilla suit walks in*
Professor: Hello?
Gorilla: .......
Professor: Uh..
Gorilla: *waves at class*
Professor: Can you leave please?
Gorilla: *shakes head*
Professor: Please?
Gorilla: *Screams loudly*
Professor: How about I call security?
Gorilla: *shakes head*
Professor: Okay, leave now.
Gorilla: *walks out of class*
LMFAO I WOULD TOTALLY DO THAT
i love staggered times at fedex! haha yes MORE...
November 2009
40 posts